The Face You Make When Blowing Bubbles
SmutWanter: Aight people here's the
SmutWanter: So Al and I started weight
training around the start of the year,
and over that time became regulars at
the gym as well as noticing other
regulars there too...both sexes.
Scajman: As most of you know we almost
always make up nicknames for people
we don't know, and we've logged a
pretty good amount of misnomers for
the regulars we see.
SmutWanter: So we start coming up with
these nicknames based on
qualities/features that we notice about
these women. Examples...
Scajman: 1) A particularly "jiggly" girl who
liked the treadmills. She became
"Jiggles." And her collection of tales
fell under the title of "The Chronicles of
SmutWanter: 2) A girl that liked to lay on
her back and do abs strecths that
involved her bouncing her "rear end"
up and down on the mat...thus the
name "Bounce" came about...fellas
you know what I am talking about
Scajman: 3) Saving the best for last,
there's a woman who had it all. All the
curves in the right places and just the
right amount of bounce and jiggle.
Scajman: Paying homage to the particular
airy, floaty, roundness of certain
features she epitomized we decided
that "Bubbles" was the perfect name
SmutWanter: Now hold up there ladies
who are probably calling us pigs right
about now. We gave nicknames to
guys to but just in a NON-sexual way.
For instance, "DB or Phil" for the
SmutWanter: and "NoStretch" for a guy
who never stretches before he runs
and so we make fun of him in plenty of
ways. See there! We don't just name
women, we don't discriminate!
Anyways, back to the..."BUBBLES"
SmutWanter: So we would see "Bubbles"
on a regular basis at the indoor track,
running *good memories*, stretching
*more good memories*, ab exercises
*well you know-*, and so she became
the highlight of all gym scenery.
Scajman: Yeah, "Bubbles" was basically a
show-stopper for us. It didn't matter
what we were doing before she
showed up. We would stop and give
her all our attention.
Scajman: We didn't have any choice
anyway, as we would lose all motor
skills in her presence.
SmutWanter: I mean she even wears
makeup at the gym. Now that's in a
class all of her own. So times goes by,
and of course the she kept stopping
the show for us, and this became a bit
of a routine as we all worked out at the
SmutWanter: Now I don't know if she even
noticed us checking her out, even
though it was pretty obvious that we
were, but it was made a sure thing that
we were this past Wednesday with
Non..."Cause he is so money"
SmutWanter: On a side note: Eventually
we'd have to pass her when running on
the track too so she wouldn't notice us
checking out her bubbles, and when
we would pass her she even smelled
good, and no I am not a stalker but
Scajman: Uh huh. Right... so we had just
come in for our workout and we were
puttin our crap away in the lockers.
Bubbles comes walking towards us.
She waits patiently behind us as me
and Rich were in the way of her locker.
SmutWanter: We didn't know she was
behind us though...
SmutWanter: So Al and I are at the
lockers talking and joking around, and
you remember that scent I told you
about? Well for some reason I picked
up on it (she was literally right behind
us) and I turn around to see,
SmutWanter: Of course I turn back around
to avoid a long stare.
Scajman: I still hadn't seen her and I just
remembered that I had Rich's copy of
the Transporter in my bag. I tell him so,
and with a certain hurriedness he tells
me, "Don't worry, I'll get it later."
SmutWanter: I wave the dvd in a hurriedly
motion, and although Al doesn't realize
still what is going on, he knows
something may be up. Hey, I wanted to
be polite and get out of the lady's way,
so I didn't want to waste anymore for a
Scajman: I say to myself, "whatever," and
close up my locker. As I pull the key
out, I stand up and quickly notice a
sweet smell coming from behind me,
turning around I was face to face with
all her glory.
Scajman: Acheiving sensory overload,
right then and there I give her, "THE
SmutWanter: So Al is left stunned for a
couple of seconds and eventually gets
the mentally capacity to move about
once again, but by this time it was too
late, the jig was up. I he walks away
from the lockers but still in viewing
SmutWanter: and I soon follow trying not
to grin because of the delightful suprise
that has just fell before me. So I walk
over to Al, and he is still !!!
Scajman: As we stand off within viewing
distance, I begin to regain composure
and turn to Rich first stating the
obvious and then asking for the
obvious to be repeated: "That was
Bubbles. Did you realize it was
Scajman: All the while sounding like a four
year old boy. But, dammit I'm proud of
myself. A lesser man would've
creamed his pants.
SmutWanter: "Hahahaha!!!", was what I
was doing then, and am still doing now.
A smoother more "money" of a man
wouldn't have even given her "The
SmutWanter: Instead just struggle to
close his locker because all he has on
his mind are the wonderful, decadent
images of Mrs. Bubbles, and yes I am
damn proud of myself as well!
SmutWanter: So I hold Al up now so we
could wait and see Bubbles and all of
her delight bend over and tend to her
things at her locker as I disguisedly tie
my sneakers...CLEVER HUH!
Scajman: After getting an eyeful of our
divine visitor, she walks away to the
forbidden zone of the women's locker
room. We regain composure and head
to upstairs to the track.
SmutWanter: Although our ability to think
has once again presented itself, we
still could not tuck away this experience
into the treasure chest of other
Bubble's memories, and an eventual
bet came forth to the surface.
SmutWanter: "The Face" was just to
classic to let alone after this one
encounter and I felt as though that it
needed to once again repeat itself at a
later date, but with this future encounter
would also involve Al actually speaking.
Scajman: So Rich presented a rather
lucrative deal. If I would speak to
Bubbles and present "The Face" again
during the discussion he would buy me
an after workout drink. At $3.50 a pop
it was a little too much for me to pass
SmutWanter: So at the present time, we
did not run into the lovely Bubbles
today. Hopefully Monday, the start of a
new week she will show her presence
and bring cheerful smiles to our faces
SmutWanter: and this time the stakes are
high the next time we see her. Al has a
XXL on the line, along with his dignity
of not backing down, and not getting
rejected with "The Face" being in play.
Will he get her number?
SmutWanter: We'll just have to wait and
SmutWanter: (entered on 3/19/2004)